By C. H. Dalton
A hilarious examine the races of the world—capturing the proud background and vibrant way forward for racism in a single convenient, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume
Meet “C. H. Dalton,” a professor of racialist stories and a number one authority on inferior humans of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual personal tastes. within the grand culture of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he's on a venture to explain the reality approximately self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a brand new new release of hate-mongers. offering proof that everybody could be hated (even white people), A useful advisor to Racism comprises gleaming bits of knowledge on such topics as:
• the nice existence loved by means of blacks, who shuffle via existence unhindered by means of the white man’s burdens, equivalent to opposite racism and white slavery, to turn into finished athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
• the sorrowful tale of the industrious, clever Jews, whose whole acceptance is sullied via their unlucky flavor for the blood of Christian babies.
• a detailed examine the weird, sweet-smelling race often called “women,” who're no longer sturdy at anything— specifically ruling the loose world.
• a very important guide to Arabs, a humans so delicate they're at risk of blow up at any time.
• A country-by-country breakdown of the “Yellow Peril,” with guidelines for telling aside a race of people that all glance an identical.
additionally integrated is a entire word list of undying epithets, with thousands of pejorative phrases for everybody from Phoenicians to Jews. A functional consultant to Racism is bound to spark sincere, instructive discourse.
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A Practical Guide to Racism by C. H. Dalton