By Rachel Cantor
"Cosmic and comedian, filled with philosophy, mysticism and celestial whimsy. either profoundly wild and wildly profound."
--Charles Yu, writer of How to stay effectively in a technology Fictional Universe
In the not-too-distant destiny, competing tremendous quickly nutrients factions rule the area. Leonard works for Neetsa Pizza, the Pythagorean pizza chain, in a lonely yet hugely surveilled domestic workplace, answering calls on his proceedings hotline. It's a run of the mill activity, yet he likes it--there's a suite resolution for each state of affairs, and he by no means has to go away the home. other than then he starts off getting calls from Marco, who claims to be a thirteenth-century explorer simply back from Cathay. And what do you are saying to a caller like that? Plus, Neetsa Pizza doesn't love it in case you burst off script.
Meanwhile, Leonard's sister retains disappearing on mystery missions together with her "book club," leaving him to maintain his nephew, this means that Leonard has to move outdoor. and out of doors is the place the difficulty begins.
A surprising debut novel in which medieval Kabbalists, infrequent ebook librarians, and Latter-Day Baconians skirmish for regulate over mystery mystical wisdom, and one Neetsa Pizza worker discovers that you just can't retailer the realm with pizza coupons.
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